Fanpire
one of the many names for a twilight fan, it was part of the compet-tion on mtv for a name for twilight fans. and is just a mofusly awesome word :d
“i’m a fanpire” < nikki reed
a stupidly obsessed twilight fan-girl who talks nothing but twilight bs. seriously needs to find a boyfriend/life and stop dissing books such as 'dracula' or 'harry potter'. twilight is unorginal at best, and if you are a dedicated 'fanpire' then you are unoriginal also. stop talking about it, you obsessed freak.
person 1: i can't wait for the new harry potter movie, the book is awesome!
fanpire: how dare you get excited about something that is not twilight! harry potter sucks -ss it's not even realistic! at least twilight shows what high school is -really- like!
fanpire 1:ohh, glitter lol. we can wear it and pretend we are vampires!
fanpire 2: lol then maybe edward will come and bite us! -swoon.
ordinary person: shut up.
fanpire 1&2: omg did he just diss twilight?
fanpire: -thinking, swooning, edward cullen oooooh-
ordinary person: seriously, get a boyfriend.
fanpire: but he won't glitter 🙁
fanpire: check out my brand new 'team edward' t-shirt! i'm going to frame it!
ordinary person: i'll burn it for you.
fanpire: i set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!
a fan of vampires.
like for twilight,
if you prefer vampires over werewolves,
ur a fanpire :
referring to hardcore fans of stephanie meyer's "twilight" series in which most of the main characters are vampires. the series has an especially strong following of curiously devoted fans. "fanpires" can also be loosely used for people (usually pale teenagers clad in black) who are very partial to vampire stories/are greatly intrigued by vampires/think vamps are s-xy.
person 1: geez, why don't they go out in friggin' daylight for once.
person 2: they're fanpires, they don't do daylight.
an extreme fan of the book series twilight by stephenie meyer. also, an awesome person who has a good taste in books.
"she's a fanpire"
"how can you tell?"
"hmmm, maybe the team edward shirt or the book in her hand!"
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