fantasy classroom

fantasy football for a college lecture cl-ss. usually played to mitigate extreme boredom and/or anger at displays of self importance by fellow cl-ssmates.

rules:
draft one person for every ten in the cl-ss, plus one greek and one hottie. you cannot draft yourself. you must draft during or after the first cl-ss.

point system:
one point if during cl-ss:
– your greek wears their letters to cl-ss (shoes and bags not withstanding)
– your hottie looks better than your opponent’s hottie on that day. if consensus cannot be reached, an arbitrator will decide.

one point if any of your other players:
– makes a pop culture reference
– tells a personal story (+2 if the prof cannot fluidly transition out of the story)
– extends the cl-ss period with a comment or question
– quotes a statistic
– gives a needless summary of other people’s comments
– uses a word clearly from the sat/gre verbal section
– sucks up to or approaches the professor before, during, or after cl-ss for any reason
– wears clothing from an ivy league
– makes a comment the professor immediately dismisses, interrupts, or just lets linger in silence
– does a crossword (+2 if they finish)
– falls asleep in cl-ss

if one of your players says, verbatim and without qualifiers, “i was wrong”, you automatically win.
this cl-ss is such a waste of time, but did you see my greek rock his letters?! and chris’s awkwardly unrelated personal anecdote is totally two points.” “i know, my team really didn’t bring their a game, but my hottie dominated yours with that tank top, so today wasn’t a total loss for my fantasy cl-ssroom.