fantasy football

football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11″ leather object into each other’s end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.
tim: hey, mate. do you want to play football this season?
phil: nah, bro, i’m going to play fantasy football instead. i still haven’t recovered from the pounding i took last season.
dungeons and dragons for meatheads.
flash and mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the hsfl (see high school football league).
#role play #game #dice #draft #league
the only sports whites can play better than blacks.
fantasy football, a true american pasttime.
#fantasy #computers #electronic football #cybersp-ce #example
a game that will drive you completely insane.
turned me into a cleveland brown’s fan.
made me cheer for kickers.
makes me spend 9 hours on nfl.com’s gamecast every sunday
the reason the nfl is the number one sport in this country.
“man i really want the colts win today but i hope peyton throws like 4 interceptions.”

“alright, so torry holt just caught a 60-yard touchdown, there’s 10 points, but i have to deduct 4 from that because he scored against my defense and then deduct one more point because the guy i’m playing has jeff wilkins.”

“screw fantasy football, i’m not playing next year.”
#fantasy football #tom brady #peyton manning #lt #randy moss
football for people who are too old to play.
d-mn i’m tired from walking a few steps. i know, i’ll go play “fantasy football”
#football #lazy #boring #fantasy #play
a game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless sh-lls of their former selves.
rick: you hear tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?

rod: fantasy football dude ….. fantasy football
#fantasy #football #game #argue #fantaasy
a way for individuals to become more invested in a sport that they do not play.
i almost jumped out the window when my computer wouldn’t load my ‘fantasy football’ picks.
#football #lame #jocks #american football #waste of time