Fantasy Jizz


an online game that follows the success of the highly popular ‘fantasy football.’ similar to fantasy football where players earn points for the amount of goals scored by their team members, players in fantasy j-zz earn points depending on which female body part they -j-c-l-t- on. the more infuriating the chosen j-zz location for the woman the more points earned.

points system:
t-ts – 100 points
face – 150 points
hair – 200 points
eye – 250 points
-ss – 500 points

fantasy j-zz seasons run monthly starting on the 1st of each month and ending on the last day. players may choose to use the same sl-t throughout or may drop from the team and choose another due to injury or unavailability. a developing website that is soon to go international.
dude . . that slag i banged last night earned me 1200 points on fantasy j-zz . . -ss, both eyes and hair. don’t think i’ll call her again.

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