a state of nervous excitement.
but by and by, sure enough, i catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. i went for it, cautious and slow. by and by i was close enough to have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. it most give me the fantods. –mark twain, huckleberry finn
an inexplicable state of irritability or agitation.
“man, normally i’da been cool with that sh-t my gal pulled, but d-mn if i didn’t have the fantods somethin’ fierce.”
“don’t f-ck with me today, i’ve got the f-ckin’ fantods.”
“i put my fist through the wall for no good reason, gotta be the fantods.”
an irritated state. when having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.
“don’t have a fantod….”
- copy slut
a person who uses a copy machine to photocopy their br–sts or genitals. i hear there was a copy sl-t in the office over the weekend.
- story of the year
a good as f-ck band who aren’t phonies. their lead singer was the nicest guy i’ve ever met. i love anthem of our dying day a really cool band. i love story of the year’s song ” anthem of our dying day” to all you poeple who think story of the year is emo, you […]
one who m-st-rb-t-s over excessively on celeb pics. 1:john is such a fappert over those lindsey lohan pictures. 2: erik: what are you doing tonight? john: im going to go fappert over brittney spears again. 3: dangit! why did i fappert all over my angelina jolie pics?!
an abbreviation of the word suppose, something you should do or you are suppose to do. you are posta stop at da red light same as english usage “suppose to” i was posta go to school today but i didn’t. contraction for the words “suppose to” “hey, tony, you’re not ‘posta be smoking in the […]
br–sts and/or -ss. to perform s-xual intercourse with a woman (uasly with large br–sts and a nice -ss). person 1: d-mn bro, i need to get me some fappitydaps. person 2: true that bro, same here.