fap and freeze
when you -j-c-l-t- but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen s-m-n, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen s-m-n.
somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze
when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. 😉
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
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