Fap and Nap
the act of falling asleep immediately after masturbating
as soon as i got home from work, i had a fap and nap session.
fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity…like masturbating.
when you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term fap-and-nap.
it is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after -j-c-l-t-ng all over his female lover. therefore earning the name, “fap-and-nap.”
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