Fap Captain
literal: someone who m-st-rb-t-s more than they have s-xual intercourse.
slang: a male who m-st-rb-t-s to -excess-.
-considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.
tom: is john coming with us to the bar later?
billy: no- i bet he’s busy at home choking the chicken again, that h-rny b-st-rd.
tom: what a fap captain.
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