Fap Ditch
when your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.
tom: so like i was saying, after my dad died…my life has really sucked.
bob: dude thats lame…anyway…im gonna jerk off now, see you later!
tom: a fap ditch? realy? >:(
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