Fap Factor
an algorithm which determines how ‘fap worthy’ a particular female is.
her fap factor is reflective of an estimated number of people who fap- to how s-xy she is. (-the word ‘fap’ is an onomatopoeic representation of masturbation).
generally speaking, the higher her fap factor, the s-xier and more desirable a population of voters believes she is.
in celebrity culture, a scandalous or widely publicized act of s-xuality has a tendency to boost a celebrity’s fap factor, especially in the case where a s-x tape or nude photo is leaked to the public.
it is important to remember that individual tastes and preferences in women will result in a wide spectrum of different fap factor scores for each female in question. a weighted average of scores across a large population of voters will yield a truer and less biased representation of her ‘fap worthiness’ relative to other women.
jim: megan fox has a fap factor well over 9000 whereas jennifer lopez is lingering around 8,300
john: what’s your mom?
jim: 200.
neil: man angelina jolie’s acting sucked in that new wanted movie, why do people even go to see it?
richard: bro it’s all about the fap factor and she’s still got it!
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