fap happy
to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as p-rnography or ponies, or peonies.
“man, chris is such a cr-ppy f-cking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned.”
one who proform’s the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent
fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of c-nts
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