Fertilizer
1. sh-t that is rich in nutrients
2. someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. guru of fertilizer: the king of the fertilizer people
4. fanta: fertilise and never touch again.
“you are a fertileizer: haha”
“yes you fertilize plants and i fertilise egg-cells”
“no i’m the guru of fertilizer i have more minerals than you”
“oh guru of fertilizer what should we be doing now???”
“dunno let’s do some benham”
a young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. much as the farmer’s fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the s-xual exploits of many men.
“she has been with so many men that she’s like fertilizer.”
“i am now a man, i have been with a fertilizer.”
sh-t (literally) that you use to grow plants. sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.
~guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~
“man, it smells like sh-t!”
a low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of thc.
d-mn, son! we smoked 3 blunts already of this fertilizer and we ain’t even high yet.
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