fap n’ freeze
when it’s -20 degrees fahrenheit and you have a fap attack (a sudden urge to m-st-rb-t-) and you -j-c-l-t- while it instantly freezes as soon as it comes out of your p-n-s
cameron had to get st-tches because he had to fap n’ freeze.
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