fap ninja
a fap ninja is someone who can m-st-rb-t- on several occasions without ever getting caught.
person one: “whoa bro, i didn’t even get caught, again!”
person two: “whoa man, you’re a real fap ninja!”
one who m-st-rb-t-s in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence
tom: why is my chair so sticky
jerry: d-mn fap ninja!
a fap ninja is someone who can m-st-rb-t- on several occasions without ever getting caught.
person one: “whoa bro, i didn’t even get caught, again!”
person two: “whoa man, you’re a real fap ninja!”
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