fitz

the word of the century. originated in napa, ca. used to p-ss off teachers when you blurt it out randomly.
teacher: what is the solution to 4x=12?
student: fitz!!!!
teacher: -facepalms. not again
means “son of” (hence all the english surnames like fitzpatrick, fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a b-st-rd, someone born out of wedlock etc.
fitzchivalry is the illegitimate son of chivalry, the heir to the throne of buckkeep.
1. noun- full r-t-rd

2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.

3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.

4. adj- the inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.
noun- “is your brother autistic? no, it’s worse, he’s a fitz!”

verb- “oh man, i’m 75% sure i just fitzed myself.”

adj- “i’m sorry, i couldn’t hear you over the sound of how fitz i am”
a nick name for someone with the last name fitzpatrick or fitzgerald.
dude fitz was f-cken baller today he hit a 3 in nick’s eye.
1. a suitable name to dipsnap to.
2. a kid who is popular because his name sounds cool if you say it loud enough.
“fitz!”
“i’ll dipsnap to that!”

“fitz is a really cool name to say loud.”
the art of coordinating clothing and accessories with name brand shoes
jane is wearing a green shirt, green jewelry, skinny jeans with her brand new green chucks. she think she got fitz!!!
a cut on your thumb or a cut on any finger
that fitz looks like it might hurt.
to take your workload and p-ss it on to an unsuspecting co-worker.
placido, “how’s it going?”
magglio, “well, i was having a good day until ivan fitz’ed me with his project!”

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