fapaccuino


after a guy faps, his girlfriend sucks up his c-m like a white girl sipping a starbucks.
becky called… she wants a fapaccuino tonight.
the act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a cup and using it as an emergency fleshlight.
jim was left high and dry when wendy left, but luckily, she left her starbucks cup behind. he was going to have to make a fapaccuino if he was going to survive this weekend.

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