fapcorn
1. the s-m-n that acc-mulates and dries underneath one’s foreskin after excessive masturbation. it roughly resembles white popcorn kernels.
“dude, i had all weekend off. no one came by and it was great. that reminds me… gotta go harvest the fapcorn.”
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