Faphead
a person who is addicted to masturbation.
fap heads are usually p-rn addicts as well.
1 more definition
either
1. a variation of the word ‘d-ckhead’
or
2. a bald person that gets slapped on the head.
1. that guy in the chatroom was such a faphead.
2. that guy was annoying me, so i made him a faphead.
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