Finding Bigfoot
finding bigfoot is a show on the “discovery” channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn’t there.
they also yell at trees.
-twig snaps in the distance-
neckbeard 1: “did you hear that? it must’ve been a squatch!”
neckbeard 2: “holy sh-tb-lls we’re finding bigfoot”
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