fapitat


a portmanteau of “fap” (m-st-rb-t-) and “habitat”

the place where you feel most comfortable fapping (or schlicking). most likely your bedroom, but really anywhere you can be comfy and alone to bust out your spank bank and rub one or a few out.
i’m going to spend all afternoon in my fapitat.
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