Fapmat
combination of the words fap and material, simply meaning w-nking material
“dude, check out this girls pic!”
“woow, fapmat!!”
noun – any pillow cover, blanket, sock, etc. that one may use to m-st-rb-t- or “fap” in.
jack uses his fap mat every night.
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