fapocalypse
see: “fapture”
combination of “fap”, meaning to m-st-rb-t-, and “apocalypse”.
when so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
g-d is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that g-d can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the h-ll off.
did you see jessica last night? she’s so hot i swear she’ll cause the fapocalypse.
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