fapolooooow


when you’ve being boston pancaked and then you perform a g–ts- only to get a foot inserted in your -ss and receive a donkey punch that knocks you out. then you wake up and look in the mirror to realise you’ve received a dirty sanchez but no reach around but you still have a rock hard c-ck so you end up having fap yourself off to finally get off.
dude…. ive done everything for this client and now i shouldn’t have to finish my self off. i’ve been fapolooooowed.

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