Fapperblasted


slapping someone awake just before -j-c-l-t-ng on their face. although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.
last night, at 4:00 am, i fapperblasted my girlfriend. she was all, “that was uncalled for,” and i was like “but you said anytime.”

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