fapperoni


masturbating with such ferocity that your p-n-s resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.
i took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now i think i should get some ointment.
it’s like pepperoni, only fapping.
dude, my girlfriend didn’t come over last night so i had to make a fapperoni pizza.

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