fapple pie
it’s the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at mickey d’s. after you’ve finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your p-n-s. while securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, f-ck the pie.
elliot: “let me have a number 3 with a c-ke and a couple of fapple pies…hot!” cashier: “you’re going to f-ck both of them?? my god you’re a savage!! elliot: “one for the ride home b-tch.”
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