fapportunity
the window of time in which one is afforded the chance to m-st-rb-t- (fap). feminine: fipportunity.
my roommate is going out for dinner and i have the place to myself. what a great fapportunity.
a situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.
archibald crunk: geez, i was so bored on sat-rday. my room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.
zedekiah bigguns: sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
#masturbation #w-nk #fap #opportunity #yank
the fapper’s perfect time when n-body’s home and is ready to fap
my mom and dad are going to work, this’ll be the perfect fapportunity
#fap #m-st-rb-t- #jerk off #w-nk #fapper
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