fappy meal


when an employee of a fast food chain -j-c-l-t-s in a unknowing customer’s meal
the moment ben saw some white cream dripping out of his hamburger, he realized he had purchased a fappy meal.
synonym for ‘jailbait’ – a woman who is very attractive and s-xy, called out when a person wishes to invade the ‘jailbait’ in a very unusual matter with various moves and techniques which are compiled on the site where the woman is called upon.
“i would shove that fappy meal so far in my mouth i would enjoy choking.”
“man, when i get home, i’m going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my d-ck will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.

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