the small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. when a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.
man 1: “dude i just had the best jerk off ever”
man 2: “nice but did you make a fappy trail?”
man 1: “h-ll yes! it was super sticky!”
the s-xual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before -rg-sm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner’s naval down to their s-xual organs. if you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.
“i pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the perfect fappy trail. i high fived myself afterwards because i was so proud”
when a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever m-st-rb-t-d, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.
mom: goly gee gosh, i realized why there’s always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son’s pillow in the morning!!! it’s his fappy trail!!!
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- cute dogs
dogs that are cute britney has cute dogs
a word found in the animated series voltron legendary defender. it is a word from the altean language and in our language is the equivalent to f—. voltron legendary defender is a g rated kids show but this rating is put to question by the use of the word ‘quiznak’ and how in the second […]
when you see an ex in public. when you get with or get back with an ex. when your ex pops up. when you pop up to an ex. when you answer the front door and low and behold, it’s your f-ckin ex. when you’ve deleted all social media you’re on ebay and you have […]
- whistling kanye
the s-x act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your -sshole. done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle. similar to the breezy yeezy or a puff diddly. i performed a whistling kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on the life of pablo the s-x act […]