Fapricate
(verb) the act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. often occurring on a toilet, one must be “jacking-off” while p–ping to truly be farpicating.
see similar: blumpkin
guy 1: the other day i was so h-rny at the office that i had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.
guy 2: gross.
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