faptard
someone who m-st-rb-t-s so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.
g bush is the biggest faptard i know
unclekenny
you f-cking faptard unclekenny
a fat, r-t-rded & disgusting man.
meatloaf or marlon brando
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