Faptious Day


the day on which you fap. may also be spelled fapjous day.

a play on fraptious day from the new alice in wonderland.
carmin would wait until sunday, which is after sat-rday — the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to m-st-rb-t-. that way, she would be ready should the chance to have s-x arise before then. thus carmin dubbed sunday her faptious day.

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