far-sitter


a far-sitter is a restaurant patron who sits so far from his or her -ssigned table that he or she blocks traffic.
“i had to go to the bathroom at that restaurant, but i was blocked in by a far-sitter. i had to give him a b-tt-smack to get through.”

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