farch


the action of stretching the scr-t-m over the -sshole and p-ssing gas.
in the moment of awkward silence i slowly stretched my sack and let out a violent farch.
farch \far-ch\, noun:

the combination of february and march.
“do you remember back in farch when the snow fell so lightly”
how your hair may be at the given time.
i just got my farch cut

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