farewell tour
leaving a cl-ss and never coming back, made by the marina high school (mariners) cl-ss of 2009 in history
cj: did matt take the farewell tour yet?
mr. silva: almost…. not yet.
cj: wow
(n). almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity p-sses away. recent examples include michael jackson and sen. edward kennedy. for the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. it is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little “contact fame”…
hey, michael jackson’s in town for his farewell tour. that guy was huge! wanna go pay our respects?
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