Faribault
the bad neighborhood of northfield, minnesota. also known as a gray place where you can say whatever you want to people since they won’t even remember it the next day.
“i just got back from faribault.”
“dude, how many fingers am i holding up?”
“i think we just drove through faribault. i’m not even sure. everything was hazy and scary and it smelled like spray paint”
“where were you last night?”
“i can’t remember. my wallet’s missing, i have graffiti tattooed on my back, and my sphincter hurts. probably faribault.”
to screw someone over by promising to perform a service, repeatedly avoiding subsequent contact, smelling bad, being fat and then getting mad when you try to rectify the situation.
in reference to a small town south of minneapolis.
pr-nounced (fair-eh-booh) or (fair-eh-bolt) or (f-ck-tard)
i traded services with a guy and he faribault’d me.
the pimp towns of all towns. people here are all s-xylicious.
person 1 “hey did u go to faribault and see all those s-xy pimps?”
person 2 “d-mn right i did and they look s-xier in person”
it is pr-nounced “fair-bo” but spelt faribault.
a beautiful city in south central minnesota. it has managed to keep its historic heritage and some of the buildings are extremely old.
new houses and new streets are all over the place.
faribault has things like a walmart supercenter, minnesota state academy for the blind, minnesota state academy for the deaf, faribault high school, faribault middle school, bethlehem academy, and divine mercy catholic church (and school).
faribault had a population of 22,218 in 2000.
faribault’s motto is “small town pride, big city opportunities.”
person 1: where do you live?
person 2: oh, i live in faribault.
person 1: cool, i have been there, it is a good place to live.
person 2: yes it is.
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