Farifield
county in south-western connecicut.
you know you’re from farifield when:
-you think danbury is a city.
-you either drive an suv or some kind of tricked-out j-panese import.
-you have to keep your dogs in at night because of the coyotes.
-you ski/snowboard.
-you think everybody who lives north of new milford is a hick.
-you are a pothead.
-you are scared of the wilton police.
-you have to deal with sport-coat-wearing -sshole new yorkers parading up and down your streets on weekends and window-shopping at stores that anyone who actually lives fairfield would never think of looking at.
-you have go to new york state to buy alcohal.
-you get three times as much snow as new york city.
-you have an accessway.
-you’ve played mailbox baseball.
-you go camping.
-you see a therapist.
-noone over the age of 25 smokes in public.
-you smoke connecticut pebble.
-there are mexicans digging holes in your lawn.
-you’re irish.
-you know a guy in norwalk that can get you a great deal.
-you listen to dave matthews.
-you’re fake.
-you think fairfield is boring and can’t wait to get out, yet will defend it’s reputation with your life.
yeah, i’m from firfield.
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