farked


adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing m-ssive amounts of traffic to said web site. see also w-nged and slashdotted.
dude, our server is totally farked!
when a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site fark.
“omg, that site’s farked!!”
“anyone got a google cache?? it’s farked!”
1. to be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don’t even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your ra walks into the bathroom.

2. when your bac is higher than your bmi.

origin: possibly a contraction of barf and f-ck.
dude 1: oh man, i gave a bl-wj-b to my little sister’s goldfish last night! was i farked?

dude 2: no way man, you would know if you had been farked! plus you wouldn’t be able to remember anything.
farked is another term for slashdotted.

a site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the slashdot effect.
my website got farked. took the server down.
when a specific motive or process within the confines of the internet is absolutely taken over by users of the website fark.com
(some guy) |asinine| this contest is stupid, click here and make it cool. (343)

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