farker


someone lacking the wit necessary for the somethingawful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. poor spelling, poor photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. it’s also essential that you don’t mind seeing the same r-t-rded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven’t seen a new joke in years, and wouldn’t recognize one if it showed up.

you would get banned from the sa forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on fark.
“did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he’s become a farker.”
1. possessing a deviant mind.
2. reads fark.
that farker is gonna get us all killed.
a word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.
1) that farker almost ran me off the road!
2) that farker just bit me!
3)you are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!
a word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.
1) that farker almost ran me off the road!
2) that farker just bit me!
3)you are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!
a male visitor to fark.com
my boyfriend is a farker too!
1. single
2. one who faps
1. he’s a farker.
2. that farker’s fapping again.
someone who farks
drew curtis

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