farkin dung wanger


a farkin-dung-w-nger is a “political correctionism” of a vile person that is quite literally a f_cking a_s hole; a very unique and lowly maggot of the world’s a-holes.

a farkin-dung-w-nger is a seedy, sly, snaky, nasty creature that is so deluded that when (s)he is called a farkin dung w-nger (s)he always thinks that it is aimed at or describing anyone other than her or himself. farkin dung w-ngers always feign innocence.

a farkin-dung-w-nger is a bottom feeder and always goes after relationships with people who are fresh from some traumatic type of sorrow, loss or pain. that’s the only way it can get anyone to stand its vile -ss. eventually the victim regains his or her senses and is utterly turned off by the farkin dung w-nger. the person begins to avoid the farkin dung w-nger. that’s when the farkin dung w-nger takes a very nasty turn and tries to destroy the person for being repulsed by the farkin dung w-nger.

it is very difficult to stand the sight, sound, smell, touch, much less s-xual advances of a farkin dung w-nger once you wake up. you inevitably push the farkin dung w-nger away…and (s)he hates you for that. it will spend the rest of its life trying to punish you for rejecting it…even though it knows it deserves it.

often times a farkin dung w-nger is scarred and hates its own mother for not loving it enough. for this the farkin dung w-nger makes everyone pay–especially its spouse and poor, unfortunate children. a farkin dung w-nger will eat its own young if left to its own devices for too long or too often.

many farkin dung w-ngers hate their own children yet salivate over every one else’s. this is dangerous! single parents must never date a farkin dung w-nger. it will wait until you are asleep, tip toe into your child or children’s bedroom and violate the child or children. it’s true!

a farkin dung w-nger usually has very low self-esteem and tries to make up for s-xual, character, personality and other inadequacies by s-xing as many injured victims as it can. (the typical male farkin dung w-nger tries to hide his latent proclivities by mindlessly womanizing as many desperate, unsuspecting females as he can trick into his slimy bed.) a farkin dung w-nger is usually dealing with some very intense feelings of not measuring up. the males often experience dread over their lack of machismo and member-size.

a farkin dung w-nger knowingly spreads aids and other std’s.

a farkin-dung-w-nger has no regard for anyone other than him or herself. a farkin-dung-w-nger changes and twists the truth in order to fit his or her own warped non-reality.

a farkin-dung-w-nger never takes responsibility for his or her own vile actions as everything is always the fault of another.

a farkin-dung-w-nger will f_ck you, f_ck you up and then smile and laugh as it blames you for being f_cked up all whilst zipping it’s greasy fly.

a farkin-dung-w-nger makes no distinction between eating “cats” and slurping wands. it does not know up from down. a farkin-dung-w-nger always takes whatever it can get…any way it comes.

a farkin dung w-nger will cold stab you in the face and swear he’s innocent while you bleed out and she plays in your warm blood before drinking it.

a farkin dung w-nger will domestically abuse you and call it your doing…everytime! it will almost tempt you to believe this. don’t!

and the worst thing a farkin dung w-nger does is it abandons his/her own children while calling it “going out in pursuit of its own happiness.” a farkin dung w-nger’s children grow up feeling abandoned, confused and heart-broken. the farkin dung w-nger gets off on this because it also hurts its co-parent. that’s all that matters to the farkin dung w-nger.

a farkin dung w-nger will ruin your life and then come back to kill you.
“that smarmy farkin-dung-w-nger lied to his wife saying he faithfully loved her and lied to his wh-r- saying he wasn’t married anymore all while letting broke back in the back door as he hissed and screamed for more.”

“beware the farkin dung w-ngers!”

“never, ever pick up the soap or fall asleep when a farkin dung w-nger is around; your hind quaters shall be butchered.”

“if you know a farking dung w-nger–run! oh, it’ll slobber, beg and cry, but whatever you do, do not feel sorry for it…or you will be really sorry one day! run!”

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