farm animal sex
s-x that typically takes place when one or both parties are completely wasted, and usually involves a female who is less than a girlfriend/wife, although it may be an opportunity to freak a prudish significant other. activities during farm animal s-x include bending said female’s limbs in a manner not originally intended, to access atypical positions, and may or may not involve consensual or ‘accidental’ use of taboo orifices. usually leads to excessive soreness and vague questions about the previous night’s activities from said female.
susy and i hooked up after drinking a bottle of absinthe at the st. patty’s day parade and had some serious farm animal s-x that almost dislocated both her hips.
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