Farmboys


the gay p-rn that is yet to be discovered
john: i’ve got some p-rn yo!
kurt: what kind?
john: mexican women!!!
kurt: f-ck that man, it’s all about farmboys these days.
john: what’s that about?
kurt: farmers having s-x!
john: …genius.
n. pejorative – unsophisticated or uneducated person, simpleton.
“farm boy over there couldn’t think his way out of a wet paper bag.”
a farmboy is some one who breeds chickens and makes a bit of money.
farmboy: “hey daniel can we go on the trampoline”
farm boy is some one who lives on a farm and breeds chickens for a bit of money
farm boy :hey daniel can we go on the trampoline

or

farm boy: hey can i have that shed to store me chickens in it?
someone who lives on a farm that enjoys making love to the -ssorted animals on the farm.
instead of calling someone a pigf-cker, use the term farm-boy.

used in a sentence:
“john, you are a pigf-cker.”
or
“john, you are a farm-boy”
it’s actualy called doing the farm boy…
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.
“i hate my ex-wife so much,i did a farm boy all over her pillow”.
(great idea? rite guys?)
boy who smells like cr-p
man, he stinks, he must be a farm boy

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