farmers’ market
a girl with two very different sized br–sts.
her chest was a farmers market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.
(v)–to penetrate someone -n-lly in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.
steve: hey john, have you seen mary?
john: why yes, steve, i believe i saw her being farmers’ marketed over by the strawberry stands!
a term referring to the highly deviant s-xual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner’s -n-s(this style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during -n-l s-x.
it was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so jason decided to go for the farmer’s market.
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