Farmer’s Wipe
when you don’t have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. also know as: let the sidewalk be your handkerchief.”
i couldn’t find a kleenex, so i leaned out the window and gave a farmer’s wipe.
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