FarmHouse


a group of hard-working gentlemen that are well rounded in all aspects of life. they are respected wherever they go, and the ladies love them. they are often seen helping old ladies cross the street, acing college exams, lifting heavy objects, or making attractive ladies swoon.
girl 1: i need to find me a man who is s-xy, burly, and is a gentleman
girl 2: go down to farmhouse, they are full of them

agr member 1: why do no girls ever come visit us.
agr member 2: they are all hanging out at farmhouse
agr member 1: dang it! i should have pledged there
“farm house f-ck”
term used to describe a girl/guy who is wild and likes things on the country side
farm house f-cking is just “fun times”
a large fraternity, consisting mainly of h-m-s-xuals. they don’t drink (at the auburn chapter), and spend most of their time beating each other off while other fraternities are partying. shouldn’t really be considered a fraternity. also known as “f-ghouse” or “f-ghut”
chick 1 : hey did you go to the farmhouse party last night?
chick 2 : yeah it was lame. it was just a bunch of dudes having s-x with each other sober.
when invited on a date (or formal, or party or any large to small function planned in advance) and then ditch out 24 hours or less in advance.
girl 1: “so, are you really going to barn party with joe?”
girl 2: “no, i think i’ll wait til 4 am and then farmhouse him.”

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