Farmington New Hampshire
a place where it is socially acceptable to f-ck your relatives and have no teeth. as a matter of fact the town line sign says “welcome to farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line”
farmington new hampshire: where the men are men, and sheep run scared
neil “gee bob, i’ve been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where i can go to do that”
bob “well neil, i know it’s perfectly fine to marry your relatives in farmington new hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth”
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