farmstead
giant man baby with xl head, good d-ck drawer though. loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. also likely to hear him listening to screaming you tube videos and sh-tty wrestling commentary.
luke: hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
farmstead: ahhhhh! i’m not the only 1 with a license (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
luke: why are you the way you are farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
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