Farmvilled


farmvilled (verb)

when you get a late night call from a hottie who wants to come over and you get some great ideas.

once shes over she steals your computer and plays farmville for 30 minutes then goes to sleep.
broskie 1: yo dude last night i got a call from nancy
broskie 2: sick! did you bone?
broskie 1: nah brah i got farmvilled
broskie 2: f-ck that farmer sh-t!
doing something either in a game or in real life that has the characteristics of the facebook game, farmville.
“dude i just totally farmvilled on the sims 3.” “what?” “i went to move the page and clicked n dragged instead of using my arrow keys.” “…your weird.”

-two guys walking down a sidewalk-
“. . .omg…no!.”
“dude, what!?”
“i forgot to harvest my crops!, my candy corn is gunna die!”

“..omg”

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