Farruged
verb. to be “farruged”. the unintentional (or occasionally intentional) act of being slowed down, held up, or screwed over by someone else’s technical difficulties. frequently the victim who has been “farruged” will spend hours trying to resolve the issue, only to find out the person responsible for “farruging” them (also known as the “farruger”) is no longer having the issues, and has returned their normal, uninterrupted work day.
“my work day started off normal, until i was farruged by his email problems.”
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