Fart alarm
when you think you have to sh-t, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.
when you go to change your baby’s dirty diaper (because it smells like sh-t) and find it empty.
dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.
melissa: dammit dave that’s the 4th time today. eat a burrito and sh-t already.
mom: change your sons diaper. he smells like sh-t!
dad: fart alarm… diaper is empty. you were right honey; he is my son!
1 more definition
the act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
bob was sleeping, so i decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.
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